Coletti Warlords by Gail Koger Book Tour and Giveaway :)
***Note-
the first two books are not available to the general public, however
the storylines are incorporated into later books in the series and
you can easily read these books starting with #3, Vexing Voss!
Vexing
Voss
Coletti
Warlords Book #3
by
Gail Koger
Genre:
SciFi Romance, Adventure
For
Voss, a Coletti Warlord, conquering the universe is a piece of cake.
After all, he's a master of psychic seduction; no one can resist him
when he sets his mind to it.
Zoey
Jones is determined to find her mother's killer. Surrendering to a
fierce Coletti warrior is the last thing on her mind. When Voss is
determined to make Zoey his mate, she unleashes her own brand of
whoop-ass to discourage his pursuit. When her clever disguises, skunk
perfume, stun gun, and smoke bombs fail to stop the ruthless warlord,
she's forced to negotiate her surrender: she would mate with him if
he would help her find her mother's killer.
To
Zoey's surprise, Voss agrees, and the hunt is on. Their quest to
bring the villain to justice leads to unlikely alliances in an
interplanetary war, and more surprisingly, to love.
Reality
Bites
Coletti
Warlords Book #4
Bree
never thought her dimwit act, military grade mace, cattle prod, or
dumping a ton of stinky manure on Jaylan's head would encourage his
pursuit. Who knew a Coletti warlord would think being zapped with a
cattle prod as foreplay? Or that a clever opponent only heightened
his enjoyment of the chase?
The
chase comes to an abrupt halt when the Tai-Kok attack Tucson, forcing
Bree to team up with the Coletti warlord to stop them. Suddenly
plucked from Earth by a crazed Tai-Kok commander, Jaylan and Bree
find themselves stranded on a hostile alien world, and being tracked
by a deadly Askole assassin. Neither of them expected to find love.
Just
Desserts
Coletti
Warlords Book #5
Kaylee
knew being a Coletti Warlord's mate wasn't going to be easy. Not only
was Talree downright scary, he had a bossy streak a mile long and
collected enemies like most men collected lovers. But while Kaylee's
life might not be perfect, Talree truly loved her.
Flash
forward nine months to a very pregnant, insanely hormonal and cranky
as hell Kaylee. If the pregnancy wasn't enough to drive her crazy,
Talree's enemies are tap dancing on her last nerve. The Shani Queen
Mother, a psychotic alien with a bone to grind against Talree,
decided she wanted the planet Tartum--a barren piece of crap loaded
with Ditrum crystals, and part of the Coletti Empire. Her master
plan? Kidnap Kaylee and hold her for ransom. If the Overlord refused
to give Tartum to the Queen Mother, she would feed Kaylee and her son
to the Tai-Kok.
She
thinks Kaylee will beg for mercy. Boy, is the alien bitch in for a
surprise. She's about to meet a woman suffering from hormone overload
and a serious lack of chocolate. The only one begging for mercy will
be the Queen Mother.
Wulf
and the Bounty Hunter
Coletti
Warlords Book #6
Wulf
knows Yakira is his soulmate. Now he just needs to convince her. But
with intergalactic terrorists on Yakira’s trail, there’s little
time for romance. What’s a hot-blooded Coletti warlord to
do?
Yakira
feels safe and cherished with Wulf, but he is a Coletti--the ultimate
predator with a taste for blood, a passion for battle, and the need
to control everything in his life. The big question is: how does she
make Wulf understand she’s a powerful psychic with kick-ass bionic
limbs and quite capable of taking care of herself?
Game
On Askole
Coletti
Warlords #7
Tihar
travels to Earth to find and claim a Jones female. He knows they are
fearless, psychic warriors, and talented in bed sport. Ten minutes
after meeting Sarah, Tihar knows the feisty little human is the one
he has been searching for. Now he must convince Sarah that she's
meant to be his. He thinks Earth girls are easy. he’s about to
learn that messing with a Jones female is never a
good idea.
The
first time Sarah sees Tihar, she's a wee bit freaked out. The Askole
warrior has tentacles, snakelike features, and black, armored-plated
skin. Even weirder, she finds him strangely attractive. Tihar's torso
is sculpted perfection and his black scales are actually kind of
sexy. Who knew challenging Tihar to combat would start the Askole
mating dance?
As
the two grow closer, their romance comes to a screeching halt when
Askole rebels attack Tihar's home world. He tells Sarah she is his
heart's destiny and that he will love her to the end of time, then he
abruptly severs their mental bond and disappears. Sarah's left
reeling from shock, but she's a Jones and isn't about to let a
galactic war stop her from hunting down her mate. Can the two of them
find their way back into each other’s arms?
Publisher's
Note: The first half of Game
On Askole is
a prequel to Vexing
Voss,
and the second part moves forward three years.
A glittering blue
light blossomed in front of us.
Sam gasped, “What
the hell?”
“Force field
maybe,” I cried.
With a frightened
whinny, the horse skidded to a complete stop.
The light faded and
a seven-foot-tall medieval knight; complete with black horned helmet
and armor stood there.
The horse took one
look the knight and started bucking. I flew off and landed on a
prickly brush. “Yeow!”
Sam sailed over the
horse’s head and crashed into the knight. He, she, or it, just
stood there. The black armor seemed to absorb the light until all you
saw was its glowing yellow eyes.
“Sonvabitch! That
smarts.” I yanked a thorn out of my ass and very carefully climbed
to my feet. Was the knight in cahoots with the Tai-Kok or the
Coletti? Either way it was bad for us.
Sam stared up at
the knight and asked mentally, “Am I seeing things or is that a
medieval English knight?”
“It does look
like one, but medieval knights don’t carry laser pistols. It’s
alien. Got any weapons?”
“A knife.
You?”
“Nope.”
I eyed the knight. “That armor looks pretty heavy. We should be
able to out run him.”
“My thoughts
too.” Sam got to her feet.
A deep growly voice
asked in my head, “Do you belong to the Jones clan?”
I said out loud,
“Oh my God, it’s talking to me Sam.”
“Me, too, and
psychically.”
“The vibes I’m
getting from it are definitely male.” Goose bumps skittered over my
skin. It was like my entire body was being stroked with a feather.
“And he’s horny,” I added.
“You think he’s
looking for Kaylee?”
I shrugged. “Who
knows?”
The knight pushed
an emblem on his gauntlet. The helmet shrank away, revealing an alien
nightmare. Tentacles squirmed about his snakelike features. His black
skin had armor-plated scales. He cocked his head to one side and
bared some evil-looking fangs.
“Is that a
smile?”
“Could be. I
think he’s trying to look friendly,” my cousin said
incredulously.
“Friendly?” I
chortled. “That smile would send most sensible people running for
their lives.”
“Yup. Good thing
we aren’t sensible.”
The alien’s red
forked tongue slithered over his lips.
We both took a step
back. Sam pulled her knife. “If he tries to eat us, I’m slitting
his throat.”
The knight’s
compelling yellow eyes studied us as he asked again, “Do you
belong to the Jones clan?”
Sam sidestepped the
question with one of her own, “Who are you?”
“I am called
Tihar.”
I could see why
Voss had picked him to be my interrogator. Tihar was damn scary
looking. “He’s working with the Coletti,” I told Sam and
switched to mind talk, “You’re an Askole?”
“I am.”
Tihar said proudly.
I casually glanced
around for something I could use as a weapon. Nothing but rocks and
cactus. “What do you want?”
“I seek
females from the Jones clan.” The Askole suddenly picked Sam
up.
My cousin stabbed
him in the neck with her tactical knife. The blade didn’t even
break the skin.
Tihar disarmed Sam
and sniffed her. “You smell like Kaylee. Do you share her talent
in bed sport?”
“What? No!”
Sam squawked in outrage.
Good God, Kaylee’s
mental broadcast of her bedroom activities had the entire male
population of the galaxy wanting their own hot-to-trot Jones female.
“Hey, knock it
off, you pervert.” Sam smacked wildly at the tentacle
slithering over her chest. “How do you know Kaylee?”
“We had many
adventures on the planet Roma.” Tihar dropped Sam and reached
for me.
I ducked under his
outstretched arm and took refuge behind a Saguaro cactus. “You
do not want to smell me.”
Moving faster than
the eye could follow, Tihar zoomed around the cactus and scooped me
up. I gasped as he stuck his nose in my armpit.
Tihar inhaled and
his tentacles stood straight up. “Gak. You stink worse than
Davit blood worms.”
“I do, don’t
I?” I couldn’t resist touching Tihar’s face. His skin kinda
felt like a rattlesnake’s. Dry and scaly. “Put me down. C’mon,
big guy, I don’t like being manhandled.” One of Tihar’s
tentacles stung my neck. “Ow!”
“Clever little
female, you are disguising your scent.” His tentacle crawled
down the front of my jumpsuit. “You are a Jones female with fine
breasts.”
Shit! It was like
being groped by an octopus. I gripped the silky tentacles and
yanked them off my breasts. “On Earth, you don’t put your
hands on a woman without permission.”
“Askole mating
rituals allow us to touch a chosen female.” A tentacle caressed
my face. “So, soft.” Without any warning, Tihar spun me
upside down and jammed his face in my crotch.
Sam had the gall to
laugh. “Is that romance Askole style?”
God, I hoped not.
I punched him in the jaw and shouted mentally, “Stop that!”
I rubbed my knuckles. Damn. It was like hitting a brick wall.
The Askole flipped
me around. “How else am I to determine if you are fertile?”
“A medical
scanner,” I retorted and swatted at another tentacle. “Why
do you need to know if I’m fertile?”
“I am looking
for a strong female to mate with.”
Oh, hell no. I
squirmed frantically. “Put. Me. Down. Now!”
“I will offer
three times the bride price for you and the other female.”
“No! We are
not for sale,” Sam yelled.
Tihar totally
ignored her. “Who is the head of your clan?”
“The Overlord.
Release her,” Voss growled. Blood covered the left side of his
face.
Oh, thank God. I
couldn’t believe how happy I was to see the Battle Commander. Voss,
on the other hand, looked like he wanted to throttle me. It wasn’t
my fault he forgot to duck.
“You can have a Jones female. But
not these two. Give Sarah to me.” Voss bared his fangs.
I shot Voss a venomous glare. “You’re
giving away Jones women like prizes now? Become our allies and win a
hot-to-trot mate?”
“I will fight you for Sarah.”
Tihar’s gaze was full of deadly resolve.
Sam rolled her eyes. “Should
have known. Testosterone is universal.”
Seizing handfuls of Tihar’s
tentacles, I jerked them as hard as I could. “Hey! I’m a
warrior. I have killed over eight hundred Tai-Koks in battle. You
will treat me with the respect I deserve.” I gave him my best
batshit crazy stare. “Got it?”
“Yes, lady warrior.”
“Put me down.” To my utter
surprise, Tihar obeyed. I eased away from him.
“I will give the Overlord four
times the bride price for this one. She is worthy to be my mate.”
“Lucky, you,” Sam quipped.
Rho popped in, seized Sam and poof.
They were gone.
Damn. That was one sneaky move.
His gaze never leaving the Askole,
Voss commanded in his perfect English, “Come to me, Sarah.”
I willingly took a step toward the
Battle Commander.
Tihar’s enormous
armored hand clamped down on my shoulder. “I have claimed this
one.”
“Like hell you have,” I
snarled. “Let go of me or I will hurt you.”
The Battle Commander tensed and
bellowed, “Do not attack Tihar, Sarah. It will signal your
interest in mating with him.”
“What? You’re joking? Right?”
“I am not,” Voss responded.
A cackling laugh broke from
Tihar. “She has already struck me.”
Voss spat something that
sounded like a curse word. “Do you know what you have done?”
“He was sniffing my crotch,”
I yelled in exasperation.
Tihar taunted Voss. “The mating
dance has begun and not even the Overlord can stop it.”
“No! It hasn’t,” I
shouted. “I’m human and your rules don’t apply to me.”
“Your world is now part of the
Coletti empire. The Battle Commander knows our customs and failed to
properly protect you. As a warrior, you can challenge me to combat.”
Tihar’s rather toothy grin was alarming. “Do you dare duel
with me?”
I opened my mouth to respond.
Tihar bellowed a terrifying war
cry.
“Mwah-hah-hah.” I bellowed
back and gave myself a mental head whack. I had watched that minion
movie with my five-year-old cousin way too many times.
Voss and Tihar stared at me in utter
disbelief.
“What was that?” Voss’s
mouth twitched as if he was struggling not to laugh.
Putting on my best poker face, I
replied, “My battle cry. Why?”
“The purpose of a war cry is to
frighten your enemies. Not reduce them to laughter,” Voss
answered.
“I’m a fighter pilot. I seldom
engaged in hand-to-hand combat.”
“As my mate, you will need a
proper war cry,” Tihar announced.
“Thanks, but I’ve got one. Now
prepare to get your ass kicked. Mwah-hah-hah.”
Tihar’s tentacles
curled tightly. “It is foolish to think you can beat me, lady
warrior. Surrender now.”
My temper flared to
life. “Surrender? Not in this lifetime.”
“Think hard before you challenge
me.” Tihar touched his gauntlet and his armor simply shrank
away. “Do you think you can subdue me?” He stood perfectly
still, allowing me to inspect him.
Not a chance in hell, which was why I planned on cheating. A sigh
escaped me. Tihar’s torso was sculpted perfection. Thick muscles
corded his arms and legs. Who knew black scales could be sexy?
Another tap and
Tihar was completely nude. “Can you refuse this?”
My eyes bugged as I stared at Tihar’s
super-duper hard-on. Holy cow! Askoles had humanlike penises,
humongous balls and no pubic hair. Huh? Would you look at that? Even
his man parts had scales. I linked with Sarah. “Get a load of
this.”
“Kinda busy. Talk later.”
“Okay, but Tihar is hung like a
bull elephant.”
Voss threw his hands up in disgust.
“Quit staring at his body. You are only encouraging him, Sarah.”
“He is an eyeful.”
“I am also a master of the
thousand delights,” Tihar proclaimed.
Crossing
Quinn
Coletti
Warlords #8
Quinn
Jones is a formidable Coletti warlord. His mission is to capture
Xenia and bring her back to Tanith to be mated with a warrior the
Overlord has chosen. Problem is, Quinn finds himself falling for the
beautiful Farin. Her unusual “psychic powers, combat training and
berserker abilities” make her the perfect mate for him. How does he
convince Xenia and the Overlord that she’s meant to be his?
Xenia
and her parents are relic hunters who just discovered the fabled home
world of the Nabateans. She isn’t about to leave the greatest find
of the century to hook up with some Coletti. Not happening. Ever. No
matter how many threats the Overlord makes or that he’s sending his
best hunter to apprehend her. Okay, she’ll admit she’s drawn to
the handsome warlord and she loves the way Quinn’s heavily muscled
body fills out his black battle suit, but the egotistical jerk is
about to get his ass handed to him.
When
the galaxy is threatened with annihilation, Xenia and Quinn join
forces to stop the murderous Tai-Kok. Fate has brought them together
and nothing will stand in the way of their victory or their love.
How
do I come up with my stories? Being psychotic helps. I was a 9-1-1
dispatcher for way too long. All those years of wild requests, screwy
questions, bizarre behavior and outrageous demands have left me with
a permanent twitch and an uncontrollable craving for chocolate. Don’t
get me wrong. Working as a 9-1-1 dispatcher can be very rewarding.
BUT - some days I felt like the entire world was nuts. I mean, c’mon,
who in their right mind calls 9-1-1 for the winning lottery numbers?
To keep from hitting myself repeatedly in the head with my phone, I
took up writing.
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I really enjoy these tours and all the terrific books I have been able to pick up along with my kids and sisters who love to read. Thanks for sharing with us, always great to find books my family enjoy reading. And thank you for the giveaway as well.
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